Dudbastxin is a god.

It takes the form of a small, two-faced wyrm.

Dudbastxin created the Large Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dudbastxin, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dudbastxin, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Dudbastxin's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Dudbastxin's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt ants.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not kill snakes.

5. Always obey Dudbastxin's priests.