Queegpanart is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, charitable lobster.

Queegpanart created an up quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Queegpanart, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Queegpanart, it will curse you with boils.

Queegpanart's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Queegpanart's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Queegpanart loves squirrels, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not bounce in public.