Ingtinlak Sadfommip is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, conceited hyena.

Ingtinlak Sadfommip created Asia five billion years ago.

If you believe in Ingtinlak Sadfommip, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Ingtinlak Sadfommip, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Ingtinlak Sadfommip's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Ingtinlak Sadfommip's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a building before entering it.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Do not wear tin on your body.