Jabbogren is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, humane duck.

Jabbogren created matter eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jabbogren, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Jabbogren, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Jabbogren's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Jabbogren's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never think ill of sick great tits.

3. Never paint your back gray.

4. Never hurt snakes.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate porpoises.
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