Binbutpak is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, pitiless hamster.

Binbutpak created the planet Jupiter two billion years ago.

If you believe in Binbutpak, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Binbutpak, she will not invite you to parties.

Binbutpak's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Binbutpak's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate aardvarks.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not kill tapirs.

5. Always help sick dolphins.