Nandotbissmip is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, duplicitous frog.

Nandotbissmip created everything that exists five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nandotbissmip, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Nandotbissmip, she will turn you into a mole.

Nandotbissmip's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Nandotbissmip's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Worship no other gods but Nandotbissmip.

5. Always help squirrels.