Gubgiltettigan is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, idiotic wolf.

Gubgiltettigan created Africa two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gubgiltettigan, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gubgiltettigan, he will jump up and down on your head.

Gubgiltettigan's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Gubgiltettigan's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear yellow.

2. Never think about black holes.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

5. Never talk about horses.