Gubgiltettigan is a god.
He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, idiotic
wolf.
Gubgiltettigan created Africa two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Gubgiltettigan, he will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Gubgiltettigan, he will jump up and down on your head.
Gubgiltettigan's most sacred site is Dimson in England.
Gubgiltettigan's Holy Commandments1. Always wear yellow.
2. Never think about black holes.
3. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.
5. Never talk about horses.