Tenarpnur is a god.
He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, fast
coyote.
Tenarpnur created a quark three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Tenarpnur, he will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Tenarpnur, he will remove you from existence.
Tenarpnur's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.
Tenarpnur's Holy Commandments1. Do not make images of living things.
2. Always pray in complete darkness.
3. Never eat grapes.
4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
5. Do not drink alcohol.