Tenarpnur is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, fast coyote.

Tenarpnur created a quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tenarpnur, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tenarpnur, he will remove you from existence.

Tenarpnur's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Tenarpnur's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never eat grapes.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not drink alcohol.