Bunkarjip is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, grumpy chinchilla.

Bunkarjip created the cosmos six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bunkarjip, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bunkarjip, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Bunkarjip's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Bunkarjip's Holy Commandments

1. Put Bunkarjip first in all things.

2. Do not shave your head.

3. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a building before entering it.

4. Never wear skirts.

5. Do not sing in public.