Bunsiggatdabnurwatkom Pagguttomdod is a god.

She takes the form of a small, proud wren.

Bunsiggatdabnurwatkom Pagguttomdod created the planet Mars two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bunsiggatdabnurwatkom Pagguttomdod, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bunsiggatdabnurwatkom Pagguttomdod, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Bunsiggatdabnurwatkom Pagguttomdod's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Bunsiggatdabnurwatkom Pagguttomdod's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Bunsiggatdabnurwatkom Pagguttomdod six times a day.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.