Butlibkab is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, merciful dragon.

Butlibkab created life six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Butlibkab, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Butlibkab, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Butlibkab's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Butlibkab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never feed oranges to great tits while wearing violet shirts.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Hide if six hamsters approach from the east.