Lakgonbimgum is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, slow hummingbird.

Lakgonbimgum created tapeworms seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Lakgonbimgum, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Lakgonbimgum, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Lakgonbimgum's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Lakgonbimgum's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Lakgonbimgum on top of all buildings.

2. Do not run in public.

3. Hide from green otters for they are unholy.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Lakgonbimgum loves whales, so they must be honoured.