Lidcublop is a god.

He takes the form of a large, pitiless dingo.

Lidcublop created the Sun five billion years ago.

If you believe in Lidcublop, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Lidcublop, he will destroy your home solar system.

Lidcublop's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Lidcublop's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always wear orange.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not eat garlic.