Henhasfomlapgamlakditwee is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, all-powerful hydra.

Henhasfomlapgamlakditwee created Africa six billion years ago.

If you believe in Henhasfomlapgamlakditwee, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Henhasfomlapgamlakditwee, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Henhasfomlapgamlakditwee's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Henhasfomlapgamlakditwee's Holy Commandments

1. Always help voles in need.

2. You must never eat coconuts.

3. Never talk about cell theory.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never skip near otters.