Rillrillvigced is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, ruthless cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Rillrillvigced created a Higgs boson four million years ago.

If you believe in Rillrillvigced, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Rillrillvigced, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Rillrillvigced's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Rillrillvigced's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never feed lentils to tortoises while wearing violet corsets.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.