Dossagran is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, moody goose.

Dossagran created a charm quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dossagran, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dossagran, she will refuse to believe in you.

Dossagran's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Dossagran's Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip in public.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Mites are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not hurt sharks.

5. Worship no other gods but Dossagran.