Ligcabgeb is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, duplicitous elephant.

Ligcabgeb created Mount Everest three billion years ago.

If you believe in Ligcabgeb, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Ligcabgeb, he will turn you into a slug.

Ligcabgeb's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Ligcabgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Retreat if three foxes approach from the north.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always make sure there are no snakes in a room before entering it.

5. Put Ligcabgeb first in all things.