Fungofwad is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, deceitful dragon.

Fungofwad created time and space eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Fungofwad, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fungofwad, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Fungofwad's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Fungofwad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not dye your hair indigo.

4. Run away if four badgers approach from the west.

5. Never write about nebulae.