Bimfubfebkom is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, kind wyrm.

Bimfubfebkom created the Sombrero Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Bimfubfebkom, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bimfubfebkom, it will turn you into a puffin.

Bimfubfebkom's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Bimfubfebkom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear violet clothing.

2. Always obey Bimfubfebkom's priests.

3. Never talk about gulls.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always help ducks in need.