Dobliblag is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, fast meerkat.

Dobliblag created an atom seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Dobliblag, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dobliblag, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Dobliblag's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Dobliblag's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dobliblag.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate manatees.

4. Feed all hungry monkeys.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.