Cadyartneg is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, vain centipede.

Cadyartneg created the world seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cadyartneg, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cadyartneg, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Cadyartneg's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Cadyartneg's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about sheep.

2. Hide if five squirrels approach from the north.

3. Cadyartneg must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never go into orange rooms.