Tunwitgen is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, unsympathetic bee.

Tunwitgen created the Sol system five billion years ago.

If you believe in Tunwitgen, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tunwitgen, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Tunwitgen's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Tunwitgen's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of ants.

2. Always look after injured seals.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Tunwitgen.

4. Never think about cell theory.

5. Never look at nebulae.