Titbapdob is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, slow camel.

Titbapdob created a strange quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Titbapdob, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Titbapdob, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Titbapdob's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Titbapdob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always wear blue.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.