Satsadten is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, competent lizard.

Satsadten created silver five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Satsadten, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Satsadten, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Satsadten's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Satsadten's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never talk about snakes.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

5. Never sing near cats.