Gatwigfid is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, contented raven.

Gatwigfid created the Milkyway nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Gatwigfid, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gatwigfid, he will turn you into a hamster.

Gatwigfid's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Gatwigfid's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Retreat if six mice approach from the south.

4. Do not kill snakes.

5. Always treat otters with great respect.