Kikgod is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, fast hare.

Kikgod created humankind two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kikgod, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Kikgod, it will throw large rocks at you.

Kikgod's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Kikgod's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never skip near monkeys.

4. Worship no other gods but Kikgod.

5. Do not commit murder.