Zancunbonk is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, contented wolf.

Zancunbonk created the cosmos five billion years ago.

If you believe in Zancunbonk, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Zancunbonk, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Zancunbonk's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Zancunbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never skip in holy places.