Negquimsat is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, grumpy beaver.

Negquimsat created oxygen eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Negquimsat, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Negquimsat, it will cry a lot.

Negquimsat's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Negquimsat's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

5. Do not cook food in pots.