Zangedyimsak is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, happy unicorn.

Zangedyimsak created the Tadpole Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zangedyimsak, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Zangedyimsak, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Zangedyimsak's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Zangedyimsak's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a room before entering it.

2. Always treat doves with great respect.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never mention badgers.