Nurlgomtitvog is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, unthoughtful goat.

Nurlgomtitvog created the Sunflower Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurlgomtitvog, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Nurlgomtitvog, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Nurlgomtitvog's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Nurlgomtitvog's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Nurlgomtitvog.

2. Do not shave your chest.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always treat grasshopers with great respect.

5. Do not take Nurlgomtitvog's name in vain.