Appfitgudstig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, grumpy seal.

Appfitgudstig created snails six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Appfitgudstig, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Appfitgudstig, it will not care.

Appfitgudstig's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Appfitgudstig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. You must never eat strawberries.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Feed all hungry swans.

5. Never talk about gravity.