Fodduthub is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, annoying jellyfish.

Fodduthub created carbon two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fodduthub, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fodduthub, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Fodduthub's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Fodduthub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always obey Fodduthub's priests.

3. Always look after injured shrews.

4. Always help dogs.

5. Fodduthub loves sharks, so they must be honoured.