Cutbosspin is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, sapient badger.

Cutbosspin created energy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cutbosspin, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cutbosspin, she will not invite you to parties.

Cutbosspin's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Cutbosspin's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always help sick whales.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.