Miskopnib is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, confident pig.

Miskopnib created the Tadpole Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Miskopnib, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Miskopnib, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Miskopnib's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Miskopnib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. You must pray to Miskopnib three times a day.

4. Hide if six dolphins approach from the north.

5. Do not chop down trees.