Sabhudbog is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, unsympathetic giraffe.

Sabhudbog created humanity four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sabhudbog, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Sabhudbog, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Sabhudbog's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Sabhudbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Sabhudbog loves aardvarks, so they must be respected.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not sit in public.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.