Fumyatbif is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, caring dog.

Fumyatbif created dark energy two million years ago.

If you believe in Fumyatbif, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Fumyatbif, he will boil you in a big pot.

Fumyatbif's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Fumyatbif's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fumyatbif.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not make images of living things.