Wipcit is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, smart jellyfish.

Wipcit created dark matter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wipcit, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Wipcit, it will boil you in a big pot.

Wipcit's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Wipcit's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about asteroids.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Erect a large lead sculpture of Wipcit on top of all buildings.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never talk about gravity.