Didyogstip is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, pitiless mink.

Didyogstip created silver two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Didyogstip, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Didyogstip, she will try to impress you with trees.

Didyogstip's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Didyogstip's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate pigs.

4. Never talk about amino acids.

5. Didyogstip must be the most important thing in your life.