Viddidnell is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, selfish beaver.

Viddidnell created life six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Viddidnell, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Viddidnell, it will try to impress you with trees.

Viddidnell's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Viddidnell's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never eat strawberries.

4. Feed all hungry doves.

5. Do not wear silver on your body.