Bumzodhimkemcudpidsterfab is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, fast hedgehog.

Bumzodhimkemcudpidsterfab created the planet Mars two years ago.

If you believe in Bumzodhimkemcudpidsterfab, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bumzodhimkemcudpidsterfab, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Bumzodhimkemcudpidsterfab's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Bumzodhimkemcudpidsterfab's Holy Commandments

1. Porpoises are not to be trusted.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Hide if eight nematodes approach from the east.