Bestdimbest is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, impressive bear.

Bestdimbest created parasitic wasps eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bestdimbest, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bestdimbest, he will turn you into a sheep.

Bestdimbest's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Bestdimbest's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear gray.

2. Worship no other gods but Bestdimbest.

3. Erect six gold sculptures of Bestdimbest on top of important buildings.

4. Never go into mauve rooms.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.