Fumgannut is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, grumpy cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Fumgannut created an electron five million years ago.

If you believe in Fumgannut, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fumgannut, she will strike you with lightening.

Fumgannut's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Fumgannut's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your feet red.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never hurt sheep.

5. Never talk about fire.