Tonvidgab is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, thoughtless goat.

Tonvidgab created the Large Magellanic Cloud six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tonvidgab, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Tonvidgab, she will torture you forever.

Tonvidgab's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Tonvidgab's Holy Commandments

1. Always help horses in need.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never eat apples.

4. Never think ill of sick foxes.

5. Bats are unholy and should not be approached.