Bogbodpang is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, quiet scorpion.

Bogbodpang created an up quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bogbodpang, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bogbodpang, it will torture you forever.

Bogbodpang's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Bogbodpang's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured ducks.

2. Bogbodpang loves grasshopers, so they must be respected.

3. Do not take Bogbodpang's name in vain.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always help nematodes.