Flanvonhennanfonfat is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, confident dragonfly.

Flanvonhennanfonfat created Africa five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flanvonhennanfonfat, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Flanvonhennanfonfat, she will refuse to believe in you.

Flanvonhennanfonfat's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Flanvonhennanfonfat's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a room before entering it.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.