Legbusvid is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, overgenerous human.

Legbusvid created Asia two million years ago.

If you believe in Legbusvid, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Legbusvid, she will turn you into a slug.

Legbusvid's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Legbusvid's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Never talk about shrews.

3. Do not jump in public.

4. Put Legbusvid first in all things.

5. Always make sure there are no sharks in a building before entering it.