Bunhasdambif is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, ruthless mouse.

Bunhasdambif created the planet Saturn six million years ago.

If you believe in Bunhasdambif, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bunhasdambif, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Bunhasdambif's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Bunhasdambif's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silver sculpture of Bunhasdambif on top of all buildings.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not wear titanium on your body.

4. Retreat if three eagles approach from the north.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.