Hogdongig Pagcimdan is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, cheerful human.

Hogdongig Pagcimdan created the Sol system six billion years ago.

If you believe in Hogdongig Pagcimdan, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hogdongig Pagcimdan, it will turn you into a goat.

Hogdongig Pagcimdan's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Hogdongig Pagcimdan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always help snakes.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. You must love Hogdongig Pagcimdan.