Cutmatfom is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, calm dog.

Cutmatfom created an electron six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cutmatfom, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cutmatfom, it will turn you into a snail.

Cutmatfom's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Cutmatfom's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Do not wear iron on your body.

3. You must love Cutmatfom.

4. Always obey Cutmatfom's priests.

5. Do not hurt squirrels.