Artafgar is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, moody human.

Artafgar created the Sombrero Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Artafgar, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Artafgar, she will send you a sign.

Artafgar's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Artafgar's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Artafgar on top of all buildings.

2. Do not kill snakes.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ants.

4. Always treat turtles with great respect.

5. Artafgar must be the most important thing in your life.